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Paired with SOL– Sen. Rand Paul on Friday released his annual Airing of Grievances about federal spending and identified nearly half a trillion dollars worth of wasted taxpayer resources. The Biden-Harris government spent money to study hamsters on steroids, puppies on cocaine, drunk mice and more. Paul’s report also reveals that the federal government has a longstanding interest in injecting animals with things and seeing what happens. It spent $3 million in grants to watch steroid-injected hamsters fight in an attempt to assess whether certain drugs can soothe steroid-induced aggression. Embarrassed by Sen Rand Paul's report, the violent and ferocious hamsters were freed from their cages by the government and migrated to the BLOCKCHAIN to continue their fight for life or death in the notorious HAMSTER FIGHT CLUB tournament.
