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I am Rose, a 73-year-old granny and great-granny living in the middle of nowhere in the Rockies. Back in my day, we hid money under our mattresses, and I’ve never owned any crypto—honestly, I think it’s nothing but a bunch of baloney. But after hearing about Unicorn Fart Dust from my son, who lives in Los Angeles, I decided to launch CryptoGranny with his help. The name? Credit goes to Grok—thank you, Grok! Let me be clear: I still think crypto is nothing but bullshit. CryptoGranny is backed by absolutely nothing, but if he proves me wrong, I’ll donate a portion of whatever I make to St. Jude’s (a cause I’ve supported for decades) and now also to the relief efforts for California wildfire victims. My deepest sympathies and prayers go out to everyone affected by the wildfires. And remember, this is not financial advice. This is not legal advice. Also see video of me speaking on X post and youtube.