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Patriots: The Strategic Washington Assistance and Maintenance Program ($SWAMP) mints 1 billion tokens to support our heroic bureaucrats—unjustly fired by DOGE—for bravely defending democracy from the dangerous transparency of uneducated MAGA voters. Buy SWAMP today so these patriots don’t miss mortgage payments on their second vacation homes. Because real democracy dies when Uncle Sam’s chosen elites aren’t protected.