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**the absolute simulation is glitching.** 🩴🐂 why does he have human eyes? why is he staring directly into my soul? why did he put flip-flops on his back feet too? that makes zero ergonomic sense for a bovine. he didn't even ask for the yellow glasses, the yellow glasses simply manifested upon his visage because his aura demanded it. he is walking at a leisurely 2 mph, yet he is moving faster than the speed of light. do not question the flip-flop bull. do not look him in the eyes for more than 4 seconds or you will start smelling coconut sunscreen. just accept the flip-flop bull. 🕶️☀️