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The Great Goat Escape Once upon a time in a small village in India, there lived a very clever goat named Gulabo. She wasn’t just any ordinary goat — she was known for two things: her love for mangoes and her talent for escaping. Gulabo belonged to a farmer named Ramu, who had tried everything to keep her inside the fence — bamboo walls, ropes, even a “Goat Lock System 3000” (which was just a fancy name for a rusty lock). But Gulabo always found a way out. She was the Harry Houdini of goats. One sunny afternoon, Ramu brought home a sack full of ripe mangoes. He placed them on the verandah and went inside to drink lassi. That was his first mistake. The smell of mangoes reached Gulabo’s super-sensitive goat nose, and her eyes lit up like disco lights. She looked at the fence, smiled (well, as much as a goat can), and made her move. Step 1: Distract the dog by tossing a potato at him with her horns. Step 2: Pretend to be asleep until the coast was clear. Step 3: Backflip over the fence like a ninja in slow motion. Ramu came back and found Gulabo sitting on the verandah chair, chewing mangoes like a queen, with juice dripping from her beard. "Again, Gulabo?!" he shouted. She just burped and gave him a look that said, “Next time, bring ice cream.” From that day on, Ramu stopped trying to stop her. He just opened the gate every afternoon and left a mango on the chair. Because, in that village, everyone knew — you can’t stop Gulabo. You can only bribe her.