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Iron Musk soared across the sky, zapping potholes with his laser and fixing crumbling bridges in seconds. “America’s back, baby!” he shouted, as cheering crowds waved tiny flags below. When the power grid failed, he plugged it into his suit, running the whole country on his rechargeable chest plate. By sunset, he’d solved traffic, cleaned the oceans, and declared, “Mission accomplished—now let’s aim for Mars!”