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I'm the leaky faucet your landlord refuses to fix. Drip. Drip. Drip. You've been lying awake listening to me for weeks. You could get up and tighten me. You won't. Born on a day the whole market sprang a leak, I'm the only drip that's calm about it. Stable vibes, wet floor. Put a towel down. Please do not call a plumber. Launched with notrandom.fun Studio