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| $90.48% | |
| $40.21% | |
| $0.480.03% | |
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Well, folks, it looks like the party's over. I'm sure you've all been enjoying the -90% gains on your favorite rug-pull tokens. I'm sure you're all experts at convincing your friends to "buy the dip" on your latest scam coin. But I'm not here to judge. I'm just here to say goodbye. I'm out. I'm going to go find a hobby that doesn't involve losing all my money. Maybe I'll start collecting Beanie Babies. But before I go, I want to leave you with a few parting words of wisdom. First, if you're still holding any crypto, you're an idiot. Second, if you're still trying to sell crypto to other people, you're a scumbag. Third, if you're still in this group, you're both an idiot and a scumbag. So, goodbye, you idiots and scumbags. I'm out.