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$HILLARY At the biggest blockchain bash in Miami, Hillary Clinton emerged wearing a sparkling USA swimsuit, tattoos of Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Solana logos running down her arms. With a smirk, she climbed onto the DJ table and broke into a wild dance. "Decentralize this!" she shouted, spinning like a crypto tornado. The crowd chanted: "$HILLARY to the moon!"