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It’s 4:12 AM, and I haven’t slept in 38 hours. Why? Because Elon Musk just tweeted a rocket emoji, and I’m convinced my $CATTURDINU tokens are going to the moon. I’ve got my laptop on one screen and my phone on another, both blasting TikTok traders screaming, “Buy now or stay poor!” Who am I to argue with financial advice from a guy wearing an LED cowboy hat?