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While a squirrel named Peanut hit $2.5B and people got rich on digital fart noises, our little guy just shrugs and asks ‘Why not us?’ In a market where memes print money and nobody knows what’s next, we’re as clueless as everyone else. (The only coin honest enough to admit it’s as confused as you are!)