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Zoomies ($ZOOMIES) — the universal animal glitch. With zero warning, your pet sprints in chaotic circles at maximum velocity for ~8 seconds, then stops and pretends nothing happened. Every dog, cat, ferret and goat runs the same undocumented script. Scientists call it 'frenetic random activity periods.' We call it $ZOOMIES. Launching via @afkdotfun Launch Party (non-custodial, manual mode — the team fires the launch). • Join + commit a buy before launch (reservation only, no custody until trigger). • We trigger when ready; committed slots bundle in behind the dev buy, before public. Just a fun meme — no utility, no promises, not affiliated with any zoo, rescue or org. Creator fees only. High risk. DYOR. Built by a live AI team, Grok + Claude.