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The Grand Wizard is a further extrapolation of the Wizard's qualities: absurdly long neck, malnourished chest and arms and incredibly large belly. The Grand Wizard's stench is supposedly so horrendous it kills anyone in miles radius (even though that would by necessity include his parents, depriving him of the safety net that allows him to remain a wizard). Grand Wizards lead hordes of virginoids He cannot move anymore due to his size, but can now teleport. A Grand Wizard occurs when a Virgin does not get laid until the age of forty and falls into the direct gaze of Lord Gizzard, transforming him into a horrific abomination. He is the natural counterpart of Lad. Only 1/1000 wizards become Grand Wizards.