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Just a mediocre white dev in a basement in Ohio. Mediocre Marketcap Goals: $10k - dev will peel and eat two hard boiled eggs $25k - dev will chug a glass of water $35k - dev will drink a 16 oz celsius (with 270mg of caffeine!) $50k - dev will pay dex $60k - dev will plank for 60 seconds $68k - dev will drink one low calorie beer at a moderate pace to celebrate migration $80k - dev will touch grass $100k - dev will clip toenails $150k - dev will drink a glass of milk FAST immediately followed by a glass of Sunny D also consumed FAST $200k - dev does the worm $300k - dev raps “The Real Slim Shady” by Eminem $400k - dev gives both of his dogs dog treats while saying “you’re a good boy” to each $500k - dev plays nickelback until $600k $600k - dev chugs 3 low calorie beers $700k - dev sings “Lips of an Angel” by Hinder $800k - dev orders a pizza live onstream $900k - dev calls the first number chat provides and says “we did it Joe!” $1 mil marketcap - dev will say a word a mediocre white dev should not say (live on stream) After $1 mil - dev will make marketcap goals with community