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Ain’t no ordinary squirrel. I’m The Peanut Mafia. I don’t just crack open nuts, I crack the code of the underworld. Born in the shadows of the tallest oak tree, I built an empire, one peanut at a time. They said I was too small to take over, but I showed 'em – size don’t matter when you got the connections, the charisma, and the peanut power.