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Hey, did you know that in terms of reproduction between male humans and female Pokémon, Vaporeon is the Pokémon most compatible with humans? Not only are they in the free-range egg group, which is mostly made up of mammals, but Vaporeon stands on average 3'03" tall and weighs 63.9 pounds, meaning they're more than big enough to handle human penises, and with their impressive base HP stats and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water-based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet—so wet that you could have sex with one for hours without getting tired. They can also learn the moves Attract, Eye Candy, Charm, Charm, and Whip, plus they have no fur to hide their nipples, so it would be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their Abilities Water Absorb and Hydrate, they can easily recover from fatigue given enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you get off long enough, you can actually turn your Vaporeon white. Vaporeon is literally built for the human penis. Ungodly defense stats + huge HP + Acid Armor means you can take on dick all day, of all shapes and sizes, and still ask for more.