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Every Fourth of July, someone says... **"Hold my beer."** A few seconds later, someone else is looking for a finger. **$FNGRS (July 4th Finger Farewell)** is a tribute to every backyard firework expert who thought they had "one more second." We meme the mistakes so you don't have to make them. 📈 Pump the chart. 💥 Enjoy the fireworks. 🖐️ Keep all ten. Don't become **Stumpy**, the unofficial mascot of bad decisions. He's already paid the price so you don't have to. ### 🇺🇸 Public Service Announcement Seriously though... Every year, thousands of people are injured by fireworks—many of those injuries involve hands and fingers. Don't be the viral video everyone sends around tomorrow. • Never hold fireworks after lighting them. • Keep a safe distance. • Keep kids and pets away. • Have water nearby. • Follow your local laws. • If something doesn't light, don't run back to it. Celebrate freedom—not a trip to the emergency room. Remember: **The goal is diamond hands... not fewer hands.** Stay safe, keep all ten, and may your bags be bigger than your medical bills. 🇺🇸🚀