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Introducing Gooner's Strategic Reserve, the world’s first international cryptocurrency backed entirely by Gooner’s legendary spankbank. Forget gold, forget oil—this currency's value rises and falls with the number of tabs left open on Gooner’s browser. The market is volatile, yes, but if you hold onto your Gooners long enough, you could one day buy a yacht... or at least a new pair of sweatpants. Investors beware: Gooner’s portfolio includes extremely niche content, so liquidity might be... well, a bit limited.