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Episode I: The Trade War for the Galaxy In a galaxy not so far away, in the year 2025… The US national debt grew like a rampaging wookiee, threatening to devour the entire economy. President Trump, weary of endless negotiations, decided to act decisively. The “Tariff Sword” was raised, and 10% duties rained down on all Chinese goods. But Xi Jinping was not about to surrender without a fight. “Tariff lightning” flew in response: 10% on oil, cars, and agricultural products, 15% on coal and LNG. The trade war flared up with renewed vigor. Tariffs grew like a Hutt’s waistline: 145% from the US, 125% from China. Two superpowers, like Jedi and Sith, clashed in an economic duel, unaware that all galactic consumers would suffer from it. May the tariffs be ever in your favor!