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The Devourer of Omnipresent Gravity (DOG) is a celestial force. Known for his signature move—the almighty “shlop”—he defies all laws of physics by consuming water with the grace of a tongue swing and leaving half of it on the floor.—DOG’s gravitational disturbance spares no man.