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In the beginning, before charts had candles and before bags had weight, there was only the deep. From the abyss rose the First Whale. She was not like the others. While lesser whales swam in silence, she moved with a slow, deliberate sway. Her body was soft blue-gray, glistening under the dark water, and low across her wide hips she wore nothing but a single black thong that disappeared between her cheeks — the original Whale Tail. Whenever she breached the surface, the water parted and the thong rode up just enough for the world to see. Traders on the shore would freeze. Some prayed. Some bought. Some just stared with open mouths as the First Whale rolled onto her back, arched, and let the wave of her tail crash across the market.