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Paired with SOLThomas the Duck had a problem: he was an alcoholic. Every day, he'd waddle to the local tavern, "The Drunken Mallard," and order a shot of whiskey with breadcrumbs. The bartender, Old Bill the Pelican, would warn him, "You're gonna regret this, Thomas," but Thomas never did. One night, after a few too many shots, Thomas looked at his reflection in the pond, saw his ruffled feathers, and thought, "Maybe tomorrow I'll stick to water." But deep down, he knew tomorrow would be the same: whiskey, breadcrumbs, and a whole lot of honking.
