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The Creatures of Facebook Marketplace Everyone thinks Facebook Marketplace is where you buy furniture. It’s not. It’s where the weirdest people on Earth gather. I listed a couch for $50. Within 30 seconds: “Will you take $7?” Another guy asked if I could hold it for three months because Mercury was in retrograde. Someone wanted to trade me a live rooster. Another offered a PlayStation that “only catches on fire sometimes.” Then came my favorite message: “Can you deliver? I live 11 hours away and don’t have gas money.” I said no. He replied, “Wow… there are still selfish people in this world.” An older lady asked if the couch came with “the ghosts in the pictures.” There weren’t any ghosts… At least I didn’t think there were. Finally, someone agreed to buy it for the full price. He showed up wearing a scuba suit. Not a wetsuit. A full scuba tank, flippers, goggles—the whole setup. He handed me $50 in soaking wet bills, loaded the couch into a tiny Honda Civic, gave me a thumbs-up, and drove away with half the couch hanging out the trunk. The listing was gone. But every now and then… I still get a message. “Is this still available?”