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Welcome aboard youngblood ! I'm Ben Dover, bullshit manager at The Corporate Family. We're thrilled to have you join such a dynamic, results-driven, and burned out team. Did John told you about our unique office culture ? As you'll see we really like a family here, always sticking together in good and bad times, and like a real family we sleep in the office at least three times a week. The most important for you to know is that you can tell me everything, I will never use something against you in order to prepare a firing procedure, or to make you leave by social pressure. I nearly forgot to tell you that we have an after work drink every Tuesday and Friday from 22pm to 3am, I am sure you will enjoy it. Don't drink too much ahahah By the way, I know you haven't even started yet but we all pitching in 50$ for John’s early retirement gift. Don't feel forced to participate but everybody here will. What a time to be alive youngblood
