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Oh, you thought your family was messed up? Buckle up for $COUSIN, the meme coin inspired by Ye’s oh-so-charming confession about sucking his cousin’s dick ‘til he was 14—y’know, just normal kid stuff, right? This token’s got all the vibes of those “dirty magazines” Ye found in his mom’s closet, mixed with the heartwarming tale of his cousin getting life in prison for killing a pregnant lady. Wow, what a glow-up! Built on Solana’s speedy blockchain, $COUSIN is here to remind you that some family bonds are… uh, unbreakable, to say the least. The Staircase to Hell: That blurry staircase in Ye’s post? It’s basically the highway to our collective nightmares. Each step screams, “Maybe I shouldn’t have shown him those magazines!” Spoiler: You probably shouldn’t have, Ye. Why $COUSIN? Guilt Trip Central: Feel the weight of Ye’s self-centered regret—like, did he really think those Playboys were the gateway drug to murder? Let’s overthink it together! Disturbingly Real: We’re not just a coin; we’re a therapy session you didn’t sign up for. Share your own “cousin story”… or maybe don’t. We’re already scarred. Solana’s Finest Mess: With 50k TPS, you can buy $COUSIN faster than Ye can say, “I blame myself for this felony!” Our Vibe: “Family reunions just got weirder. Got a COUSIN story? Please, keep it to yourself—but buy the token anyway.” Join $COUSIN on Solana, where we turn trauma into tokens and pretend it’s all fine. Grab some, stare into the abys together and wish we hadn't read that.