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In March 2026, a Florida man was found sunburned on a causeway, soaking wet, holding hand-drawn blueprints for an underwater city. Complete with zoning permits. He said dolphins made him do it. The foreman was a dolphin named Gerald. When asked how he breathed underwater for 3 days: "Gerald handled that. I didn't ask questions. You don't question Gerald." The deputy's only comment: "He had zoning." 🪖 $GERALD doesn't rug. $GERALD has permits. Phase II is underway. Buy or get put to work.