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EcoFartCoin: The Future Stinks! 1. EcoFartCoin (EFC) - Proof-of-Flatulence consensus mechanism - Each toot = 1 carbon credit - Whitepaper full of goatse ASCII art 2. Meme-to-Earn Social Platform - Users mine LMAO tokens by creating eco-memes - Fart sound NFTs as profile verification - Goatse-shaped upvote button 3. Decentralized Autonomous Orgy (DAO) - Governance via "Proof of Booty" - Treasury funds reforestation & sex-positive education - Smart contracts enforce safe words 4. "Open Wide" News Network - Hard-hitting journalism with a cheeky twist - Investigative reports on corporate methane emissions - Weather forecasts use goatse cloud formations 5. Flatulence-Powered Web3 Infrastructure - Harness the awesome power of human gas - Green energy solution with built-in humor - Node operators earn TOOT tokens