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I’m still in my basement refreshing the chart every five seconds, holding a coin named after a plumber who can’t even fix my portfolio. My toaster’s mining, my cat’s a meme ambassador, and I just explained blockchain to my grandma using spaghetti metaphors. If this coin hits $1, I’m buying an island—if it doesn’t, I’ll just rename my debt “staking reward